1 Timothy 1:18 This charge I commit unto thee, son Timothy, according to the prophecies which went before
on thee, that thou by them mightest war a good warfare;

Thursday, July 11, 2013


The Roman Whore Church loves her sex. 

It is all over the ceiling of all their churches, especially those cute naked cherubs with their penises hanging out for the holy priests to admire. The Vatican Library is perhaps the most sacred porn show on earth.

Naked virgins, naked boys, naked angels, naked Jesus (see "art" at left), so why not learn more about naked boys and naked girls by reality examination and participation in their sexuality? Thus, for 1700 years, since Constantine made his historic "donations" of the sexually perverted Roman Empire to the Holy (Whore) Roman Church, sexual offenses have come along with the package.

Now, this is no shock. After all, we are talking about a WHORE church, not a chaste Bride. And, the Pope is the MackDaddy of the Whore.

So, along comes a new Pope, Francis, who seems to be sensitive about propriety and looking into the offenses against the needy and the helpless. And, voile, he comes forth with a Papal Bull for the Vatican-- "Thou shalt not molest little boys and girls." Well, that is the implication anyway.

This is an exceptional moment in church history, for it took 1700 years for the Whore Church to become self-conscious about sex abuse in her midst. 

We at Balaam's Ass Speaks Blog commend Franky for his fortitude in destroying the only form of recreation available to the perverted Cardinals and priest of the Vatican. I trust he puts in a ping pong table or some chess boards so the poor pimps have something else to amuse themsalves.

But, do not feel sorry for the sex crazed papas of the Vatican. They have many "chapels" where they can peer into the heavenly peep show and pleasure themselves.

Now, your crass irrelevant clods will tell me that old Michelangelo, the artist who hung for months from the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel painting little penises, boobs, and God's fanny, was a sex pervert. 

I would only refer you to his loving representation of King David in granite elsewhere. One can see at once by the huge hands of David that Michelangelo knew that David was a faggot. That was what ancient Romans assumed of any man with large hands. 

Also, old Micko knew something we didn't know about King David-- he was not circumcised. Some crass idiots have assumed that Micko had a deep hate for Jews and made David into a pagan Roman. How could the loving Pope of Rome approve of an artist who hated Jews? Why even Adolph Hitler was a Roman Catholic, and observe how loving and kind he was to Jews.


Also, the Roman Catholic adoration of Jesus Christ is seen in all the portraits of Mary and baby Jesus. We all know that the Jews of Jesus day did not wrap their babies in swaddling clothes-- they let them run naked until they were almost grown men.

So, "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" they tell us. This means tip your head back, in any Roman Catholic chapel, and you will be treated to a display of little boys flying around heaven under color of sanctity as cherubic angels.
And then, back in Boston or New York City, you can consult with the local "father" and learn where the human boys are who love to take off their clothes and pleasure the holy fathers.

So, knowing the deep need of the celibate chaste sacral priests of the Roman MacDaddy to sublimate their sexual needs, Pope Franky is really taking a bold stand against this form of recreation in the Vatican. One wonders when he will get the poisoned soup like Pope John Paul I did only 30 days into his Papal career.

I see though, that Pope Franky also gave the perverted scum bags, who run stalk the halls in libidic frustration, a caveat to protect them in case they simply cannot contain their vessel-- a law to cancel out the sex law. That is, no leaks. 

Now, there are crass possibilities of nasty humor this leak business, but I shall assume Pope Franky means..... on tattling. 

How kind of the Holy Father. If you catch a fellow pimp in the cloak room with a little Roman boy studying the glorious anatomy of Gods's creation, you must not tell anyone but Pope Franky. Let us keep these things concealed from the media and the press and the attorneys yonder recruiting offended parents.

Meanwhile, bring on the boys for the Papa, but do make sure they are above the age of consent please. (See photo of the fellows baring their bodies for Pope John Paul II)

Also, the Whore needs to keep an eye on Peter's Pence lest it disappears into the pockets of molested boys instead of into the pockets of the sex perverts in Vatican City. Cardinal Dolan, in photo, leads the charge to secret bank accounts for this purpose.



2 Peter 2:12 But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption;
13 And shall receive the reward of unrighteousness, as they that count it pleasure to riot in the day time. Spots they are and blemishes, sporting themselves with their own deceivings while they feast with you;
14 Having eyes full of adultery, and that cannot cease from sin; beguiling unstable souls: an heart they have exercised with covetous practices; cursed children:
15 Which have forsaken the right way, and are gone astray, following the way of Balaam the son of Bosor, who loved the wages of unrighteousness;
16 But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass speaking with man's voice forbad the madness of the prophet.
17 These are wells without water, clouds that are carried with a tempest; to whom the mist of darkness is reserved for ever.
18 For when they speak great swelling words of vanity, they allure through the lusts of the flesh, through much wantonness, those that were clean escaped from them who live in error.
19 While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption: for of whom a man is overcome, of the same is he brought in bondage.

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