1 Timothy 1:18 This charge I commit unto thee, son Timothy, according to the prophecies which went before
on thee, that thou by them mightest war a good warfare;

Thursday, February 18, 2016


Nothing needs saying. The man did magnificently.

Saturday, December 14, 2013


Here is Sam Gipp explaining how there are
two Bibles out there, and ONLY two.

Thursday, July 11, 2013


The Roman Whore Church loves her sex. 

It is all over the ceiling of all their churches, especially those cute naked cherubs with their penises hanging out for the holy priests to admire. The Vatican Library is perhaps the most sacred porn show on earth.

Naked virgins, naked boys, naked angels, naked Jesus (see "art" at left), so why not learn more about naked boys and naked girls by reality examination and participation in their sexuality? Thus, for 1700 years, since Constantine made his historic "donations" of the sexually perverted Roman Empire to the Holy (Whore) Roman Church, sexual offenses have come along with the package.

Now, this is no shock. After all, we are talking about a WHORE church, not a chaste Bride. And, the Pope is the MackDaddy of the Whore.

So, along comes a new Pope, Francis, who seems to be sensitive about propriety and looking into the offenses against the needy and the helpless. And, voile, he comes forth with a Papal Bull for the Vatican-- "Thou shalt not molest little boys and girls." Well, that is the implication anyway.

This is an exceptional moment in church history, for it took 1700 years for the Whore Church to become self-conscious about sex abuse in her midst. 

We at Balaam's Ass Speaks Blog commend Franky for his fortitude in destroying the only form of recreation available to the perverted Cardinals and priest of the Vatican. I trust he puts in a ping pong table or some chess boards so the poor pimps have something else to amuse themsalves.

But, do not feel sorry for the sex crazed papas of the Vatican. They have many "chapels" where they can peer into the heavenly peep show and pleasure themselves.

Now, your crass irrelevant clods will tell me that old Michelangelo, the artist who hung for months from the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel painting little penises, boobs, and God's fanny, was a sex pervert. 

I would only refer you to his loving representation of King David in granite elsewhere. One can see at once by the huge hands of David that Michelangelo knew that David was a faggot. That was what ancient Romans assumed of any man with large hands. 

Also, old Micko knew something we didn't know about King David-- he was not circumcised. Some crass idiots have assumed that Micko had a deep hate for Jews and made David into a pagan Roman. How could the loving Pope of Rome approve of an artist who hated Jews? Why even Adolph Hitler was a Roman Catholic, and observe how loving and kind he was to Jews.


Also, the Roman Catholic adoration of Jesus Christ is seen in all the portraits of Mary and baby Jesus. We all know that the Jews of Jesus day did not wrap their babies in swaddling clothes-- they let them run naked until they were almost grown men.

So, "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" they tell us. This means tip your head back, in any Roman Catholic chapel, and you will be treated to a display of little boys flying around heaven under color of sanctity as cherubic angels.
And then, back in Boston or New York City, you can consult with the local "father" and learn where the human boys are who love to take off their clothes and pleasure the holy fathers.

So, knowing the deep need of the celibate chaste sacral priests of the Roman MacDaddy to sublimate their sexual needs, Pope Franky is really taking a bold stand against this form of recreation in the Vatican. One wonders when he will get the poisoned soup like Pope John Paul I did only 30 days into his Papal career.

I see though, that Pope Franky also gave the perverted scum bags, who run stalk the halls in libidic frustration, a caveat to protect them in case they simply cannot contain their vessel-- a law to cancel out the sex law. That is, no leaks. 

Now, there are crass possibilities of nasty humor this leak business, but I shall assume Pope Franky means..... on tattling. 

How kind of the Holy Father. If you catch a fellow pimp in the cloak room with a little Roman boy studying the glorious anatomy of Gods's creation, you must not tell anyone but Pope Franky. Let us keep these things concealed from the media and the press and the attorneys yonder recruiting offended parents.

Meanwhile, bring on the boys for the Papa, but do make sure they are above the age of consent please. (See photo of the fellows baring their bodies for Pope John Paul II)

Also, the Whore needs to keep an eye on Peter's Pence lest it disappears into the pockets of molested boys instead of into the pockets of the sex perverts in Vatican City. Cardinal Dolan, in photo, leads the charge to secret bank accounts for this purpose.



2 Peter 2:12 But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption;
13 And shall receive the reward of unrighteousness, as they that count it pleasure to riot in the day time. Spots they are and blemishes, sporting themselves with their own deceivings while they feast with you;
14 Having eyes full of adultery, and that cannot cease from sin; beguiling unstable souls: an heart they have exercised with covetous practices; cursed children:
15 Which have forsaken the right way, and are gone astray, following the way of Balaam the son of Bosor, who loved the wages of unrighteousness;
16 But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass speaking with man's voice forbad the madness of the prophet.
17 These are wells without water, clouds that are carried with a tempest; to whom the mist of darkness is reserved for ever.
18 For when they speak great swelling words of vanity, they allure through the lusts of the flesh, through much wantonness, those that were clean escaped from them who live in error.
19 While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption: for of whom a man is overcome, of the same is he brought in bondage.

Sunday, June 2, 2013


Organ Trafficking in Catholic Hospital:
Another business of the Catholic Church Exposed

SAN JOSE, COSTA RICA - It turns out that the Church Catholic has not only been trafficking babies around the world (see evidence) but has also been trafficking human organs.

Further evidence of the immorality of this perverse institution is increasingly being shown in headlines as its criminal proceeding in the nations is being exposed.

The Ministry of Health of Costa Rica is currently investigating serious complaints about illegal transplants performed in the Catholic hospital known as "Hospital Clinica Catolica", as reported by official sources of said institution. Daysi Corrales, health minister of that country, manifested the corresponding procedure to these allegations by presenting it to the Executive Director of the Council for the International Promotion of Costa Rica Medicine (AVG), Maximum Manzi.

In a news conference, Deputy Health Minister Sissy Castillo said that Costa Rica does not lend itself to this kind of operations, as illegal transplants are strictly prohibited. She acknowledged that the Health Ministry is investigating the Catholic Clinic Hospital for alleged irregularities in the practice of organ transplants.

"This hurts and damages the reputation of our country, as well as the scientific and ethics professionals working in this field", said.

The case came to light on Monday when the Mexican newspaper "El Universal" reported that in 2012 two Israeli paid $6,000 U.S. dollars for a Costa Rican and Nicaraguan to purchase two kidneys in Costa Rica.

Montalbert Clive-Smith, a renowned doctor in union environment, was the one who made ​​the allegation at a forum on organ transplants.

The coordinator of Organ Donation and Transplantation of the Social Security Fund, Marvin Aguero, reported that it will create a work plan for the detection, prosecution, and punishment of the crime of organ trafficking in the country.

Let us see what they do the owners of the organization where the organ trafficking was takinn place. After all, the HOSPITAL CLINICA CATOLICA it is catholic institution.

"Costa Rica is marked worldwide as transplant tourism spot. We all know what we mean! Transplant tourism is the elegant way of saying organ trafficking" Argentine physician Roberto Tanus said to the newspaper "El Universal".

Finally, the Catholic Clinic reported that eleven transplant cases in that hospital in the last four years, ten were made ​​to foreigners. Victor Perez, the catholic hospital director, rejected the allegations as expected and said he had not been briefed on the investigation that is being conducted of the Hospital Clínica Católica.

No wonder that the director of the hospital in question rejects the accusations. You just can not escape so easily, 'where there's smoke there's fire.' The fact is that the Catholic Church, and all those dependant under its aegis, you can expect anything. And this is but 'one more to the tiger." 

How true are these shocking news about the Great Harlot - the Catholic Church. Your order has been certified by the supreme authority of ... the Man Christ Jesus! For years, he has publicly declared that the Vatican sentence has been served, it will be left desolate, all of its crimes will be exposed right before it goes up in flames and is destroyed forever! 

Friday, May 31, 2013


Let's just watch, listen, and compare the affect in these people. 

I will let you tell me if there is a difference in the brat four year old "look at me Mommy" behavior. If you cannot figure out something is devilish here, you are soul-dead..............




Look at me SMILE..... 
Look at me GIGGLE..... 
Look at me just SPIRITUALLY GLOW...... 
Oh no, I smeared my make up..... 
I hate that JD, he is so charming and such a show off..... 
Why ain't that Hovie Lister singingHe's jealous he wasn't asked to play the piano..... 
Is the camera pointing at us..... YES!..... GUSH EVERYONE !!



In defense of the four year old singer, she still has a large dose of innocence. That is totally gone in the Gaither mob, right?

The following Bible text applies very well here. If you think singing is exempt from the show-off syndrome, like I said before, you are soul-dead.

Matthew 6:1 Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.
2 Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
3 But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:
4 That thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly.
5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013


No comment needed..... Except maybe I need to point out that there is a tender spirit in Canada which I think is not quite so common in the USA.

Friday, December 21, 2012


Well, maybe not as new as one would imagine, but certainly new claims and the power to plug you in with God so that you do not miss the Rapture and are one of the special one million.

Mali Elfman gives the story:

LA Cult Watch - The Maitreyans

For those of you who lived in LA through the late 60's and into the 70's, you may remember what is affectionately known to some as "The Cult Explosion." During this time there were a myriad of new age religions, belief systems and sectarian groups. Some gave out hugs while others gave out super potent batches of LSD made in various university labs around California.

The days of free love and Utopian ideals are long gone for the general populace of LA. Now it seems that rather than embracing free spirited and open minded existence, the cults of today's Los Angeles are waist deep in pseudo-Christian, apocalyptic fear. It would appear that today's cults are also a lot more technology savvy.

Take the Maitreyans for example: An advertisement in last week's copy of LA WEEKLY (page 56) and ultra high tech website (www.thefriendsway) complete with looping midi soundtrack! Not to be confused with the actual definition of Maitreya, the future Buddha. One thing that does however remain the same, is the absolute devotion that these groups require of their followers. After seeing the ad in LA WEEKLY, I knew I simply had to call the Matreyans and discover the "one true way to divine critical mass." I decided to do some research and clicked onto their website, which is filled with extremely vague, ambiguous promises and rhetoric. Apparently the religion is some bizarre offshoot of Christianity, created to find the one million special souls who are now and always have been Maitreyans. The select group who are promised entry into heaven and salvation from the rapture.

How does one know that they are a member of the one million?

"When you have accepted Maitreya and his Holy Initiation into your heart and life, Maitreya will come to you in the Spirit and Consecrate you to God and give you a new Holy Name from God. When you hear Maitreya say your Holy Name within you, you will know that he has Consecrated you to God and you have become a Maitreyian and a New Person In Spirit who has God's Supreme Promise and is assured of Perfect Final Union at the end of this life."(Maitreya, [])

I called the number on the site and spoke to a man who knew a lot about the religion. He told me that he could tell already that I was one of the million and that it was only a matter of time until I received my new name. After a little bit of chit chat with my new friend on the phone, he informed me that he himself was Maitreya! Wow, its not every day you get to speak an actual saviour...

Maitreya was a likable guy, full of compliments and insight. He did insinuate that there was an impending event (perhaps the apocalypse) and that it is a very... hands on religion.

LA is filled with interesting little factions, seeking attention, money and devotion. I'm sure the Maitreyans are just one of many. It just so happens that these guys advertise in LA WEEKLY.